A Hollywood Awarded Mother's Day Greeting Card
Thursday, May 5, 2011 at 11:50PM
Nicole in WordCount Blogathon

If you plan on giving Mother, Mother-In-Law or Godmother one of those Mother's Day cards that are blank inside but you are still trying to find a sentiment, look no further. Here is a Mother's Day greeting card that I wrote for today's Writercize that you can use.....if your mother is a movie fan. Heck, you can still use it even if she isn't a movie fan.

Dear Mom,

You deserve an Oscar for "Best Cook" in a leading role,
a Golden Globe for "Best Appearance" at my games,
An Emmy for your "Outstanding made for Television" level of home decorating style and social etiquette

and....

A Razzie for "Worst Attempt at Matchmaking"!

Please stop trying to arrange blind dates for me with every person of the opposite sex that you meet at the grocery store, church and your office parties.

There you have it. Maybe it will get you a good laugh from your mother!

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